And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
"make me wanna bone"
Having weaboo friends.
Know Your Child’s Text Slang
OMG = Off, Mister Goat
FTW = Find Three Wolves
WTF = Wear Tin Foil
LMAO = Leave My Aunt’s Olives
i just want someone who will grab my pizza and watch ass with me whilst eating netflix
High-res cutie for you
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man